Mr Hankey's Song
(As Performed By The Whole Town)
Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo,
He loves me, I love you,
Therefore vicariously he loves you, even if you're a Jew.
Sometimes he's nutty,
Sometimes he's corny,
He can be brown or greenish-brown.
But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve,
He might come to your town.
Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo,
He loves me, I love you,
He loves you!
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