You Have Said That You Are Not Offended Easily.
On The Following Pages You Will Find Out What Exactly Kenny Is Saying To Stan, Kyle and Cartman.
Read Below to See What he Says.
He Looks Nice Enough But He's Evil!!!
Theme Song

"I like Girls with big fat titties, I like girls with big vagina"

A Mothers Courage

When Kenny Comes in with the Knife he says:  "Hey guys I got the knife"

Jay Leno Special

1.After all the kids are astounded by Jay's chin, Kenny says "It looks like it's made of silicon!"

Cartman Gets An Anal Probe "Directors Cut"

1.In the original theme song, Kenny says "Our small town is bigger damnit ! Right down to the little Granite!"

2. After Kyle asks Kenny what a dildo is, Kenny says "It's what your moms use when their alone"

3. When the boys are talking about how far Stan can get with Wendy, Kenny says 'Maybe you can touch her pussy

4. After he get by the Visitors blast and Kyle thinks he's dead, Kenny gets up and says "No, I, I'm all right. Ahhhh!"

5. After He gets ran over by the cows, he gets back up and says "Nope, I'm fine. Ah!"

6.After Kenny somehow comes back to life Kenny is shown and says "Hey guys what's going on?"

7.After Stan and Kyle are amazed by how Kenny has come back to life Stan says "Looking pretty good Kenny" and Kenny
says "Thanks!

Cartman Gets An Anal Probe.

1. After Kyle asks Kenny what a dildo is, Kenny says "It's what your moms use when their alone"*** Mike Kalec of South
Park Games said he is about 99.9% wrong on this one. This one is impossible.

2. When the boys are talking about how far Stan can get with Wendy, Kenny says 'Maybe you can touch her pussy"

3. After he get by the Visitors blast and Kyle thinks he's , Kenny gets up and says "No, I, I'm all right. Ahhhh!"

4. After He gets ran over by the cows, he gets back up and says "Nope, I'm fine. Ah!"

Weightgain 4000

1. When they are talking to Chef about him sleeping with Kathie Lee, Kenny Says "Is your penis big?"

2. When Cartman thinks he is thinning, while he is only fattening, Kenny says "Look at the size of his boobs!"

3. After Kenny gets shot by Mr. Garrison, and is flown up in the air, he says "Oh no"

The Volcano

1. After Stan says to cartman "maybe your mom can give me a kiss too" Kenny says, 'Maybe she can suck my dick!"

2. After Kyle gets the flash light, Kenny says "Hey! What's that?" referring to the volcano.

3. After Jimbo throws the grenade that kills all the fish, Jimbo says it smells, and Kenny says "Kinda like a vagina."

4. After Jimbo makes Kenny his official nephew Kenny says "Cool"

5. After the lava ball lands on Kenny, he says "Nope, I'm okay"

6. After the lava ball rolls over him again Kenny goes "Ahhh"

7. After the volcano incident is over, Kenny comes walking back and he says "Hey guys, what's up?"

8.After getting shot by Ned, Kenny says "oh no!"

Big gay Al's Big gay Boat ride

1. While Sparky is uhh you know Sylvester , Kenny see what they are doing and says "Oh my god I think they're screwing."

2  After Stan tries saying it's Sylvester who is confused, Kenny say "Not from what I saw"

3. When Stan is talking about gay people, Kenny says "They suck"

An Elephant makes Love to a Pig

1. When talking about pig and elephants, Kenny says "Hey you guys, I talked to Garrison and he told me they're like the same."

2. When talking about how much of a wuss Stan is for getting his ass kicked by a girl, Kenny say "Or are you gonna feather
your hair?"

3. When the genetic doctor comes and tells the boys of Stan's clone, Kenny says "A big mutant Stan?!?"

4. When Kenny sees the destruction that Stan's clone is causing, he says "Oh my God!What is he doing'?"


1. After Kenny gets to school from being late due to diarrhea, Kenny raises his hand and say "I have to go fart."

2. After Kenny says number 1, Mr . Garrison says didn't you just go? And Kenny says "No no! I HAVE TO, I HAVE TO!!"

3. After Kenny comes out of the bathroom, he races back in and says "Oh my God!"

4. Kenny runs to the bathroom at Stan's and says "Oh My God"

5. After you hear Kenny make a farting sound, Kenny goes "OW!"

6. When they are discussing what's wrong with their parents, Kenny says "Well what I think, basically, if you let the decision of what you watch to be under the parent's control, television sucks. Television sucks because parents get offended mmmmmmm a baby sitter for their kids."

Pink Eye

The only time Kenny says something is when he comes back from his grave, and it's either between him saying something or
just laughing. You be the judge. here's what he says:"Heeeyyy, I'm back, ahh." Daves Note: Someone told me he says: Ahhh

Also Cartman when he is fantasizing that he's hitler, when you play it backwards he says stuff like "You guys, seriously!" and
"Hey guys guess what?"

Starvin' Marvin.

1.When the boys find out about the free sports watch, Kenny says "Woo hoo!"

2.When Stan asks what vas deferens are Kenny says "Where they take a knife and stick your pee pee."

3.When Stan says "She said it(the sport watch)would come tomorrow" Cartman, Kyle and Kenny all say "Cool!"

4.When the turkeys come up to Kenny to kill him, he says "Uh oh".

Mr. Hanky

1.After baby jesus is delivered by Mary, angel Kenny says "It must be a miracle!"

2.After the bird poops in his hood he says "Hey!"

3.When Cartman says Kyle's messed up Kenny says "Kyle's crazy!"

4. When they find the poop in Kyle's box Kenny says "That is the sickest thing I have ever fucking seen!"

5.When Mr. Garrison asks Kenny to remove the star above the shark tank, he says "huh?".

6.After Kenny removes the star successfully, he gives a "whew!"

7.After everyone knowtaces that something's missing (Kenny not being dead that is), the words "The End" pop up and Kenny
screams "Woo-hoo-hoo!"


Due to the fact that Kenny was a duckbilled platypus, he only said one thing. After Stan says to Damien about Kenny talking
abouthis mom being an skank Kenny says "Yeah, she looks like a fucking goat."

Also when Damien calls Satan, it sounds like he's talking backwards. But when Mike Kalec of South Park Gamesplayed it
backwards, it didn't sound likeanything. Mike Kalec of South Park Games couldn't really tell because there was music.

Tom's Rhinoplasty

1.When the boys are amazed that their subsitute is so hot, Kenny says "God, I want to get a piece of her!"

2.When Chef says "You know what they say about women with long arms, Kenny says "Yeah, they can always finger their

3. When the boys are asking Stan what he did to Ms. Ellen, Kenny says "Well did you stick it in Miss Ellen's loose vagina?"

Mecha Streisand

1.When Kenny shows the carrot and marbles, he says "Yeah and I got these marbles to go with the carrot stick."


1.When the boys comment on how Cartman can't make it Kenny Says, "He's such a fat kid, he can't make it."

2. After the boys see Cartman having a tea party Kenny Says "What the fuck is he doing with the animals and tea?"***

3.When Kenny is being dragged by the go-cart, Kenny says words like "Ow, fuck ,shit, ect."

4.After Kenny's okay, he says "No guys I'm okay...Now if I can", then he dies.

Cartman Finds His Father

1.After Mephesto is shot, Kenny says "Oh my god, they killed Mephesto"

2.After "Team b" is set up, and the plain is set, Kenny says "huh?"

3.When Kenny comes out of the sewer, he says "This is team b".

4.After "Team a" finds a new path, Kenny says "Are you fucking kidding me? Making me walk though the mother fuckin sewers?"

5.When Kenny looks at the shelter, he says "Yep it's there all right."

6.When Kenny reaches the power box he says "Okay now I'm at the power box."

7.After the doctor asks if Kenny can see the copper nose Kenny says "Roger".

8.When the doctor asks Kenny if he can connect the wires he says "Nah-un".

9.When Kenny says he's going to connect the wires he says "I'll connect the wires".

Ike's Wee Wee

1.When Chef arrives the kids and Kenny say "Hey Chef".

2.When Chef is disapointed in the boys Kenny says "Oh, your penis!

Chicken Lover

1.When Kenny sees the book he says "There's a lot of hot vaginas and penises"

2.After a scream is heard, Kenny says "What was that?"

3.Kenny says "Hooray" when Kyle and Stan are cheering too.

4.When the show "Cartman" is rolling, Kenny comes up to the door and says "Hey Cartman".

5.When Kenny is shot he says "No, it only scratched me".

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